If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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