I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Terrible idea I love it
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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