it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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