Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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