You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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