it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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