Sry I called you an 8
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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