Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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