I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You are a genius and a whore.
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