The maid of honor just puked.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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