yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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