I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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