Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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