Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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