forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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