one might say we're banned from that church
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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