conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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