If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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