Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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