Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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