just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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