how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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