new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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