Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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