I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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