i think i have herpe
just one?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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