called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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