please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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