I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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