He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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