Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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