Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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