they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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