My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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