What a fucking waste of an outfit
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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