did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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