Small penises have feelings too.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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