grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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