why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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