Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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