I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I should be sponsored by Trojan
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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