he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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