Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we made out on top of his cat.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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