You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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