i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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