Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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