Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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