is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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