Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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