went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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