why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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